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War Machine Prison Diary – Week 48

We’ve only just finished posting up Week 47 of War Machine’s prison diary when the next installment suddenly crops up as well with more of his adventures in the clink.

He can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel now with only a few weeks left of his year’s sentence for assault, but it seems he’s made an enemy  that’s intent on making his remaining time behind bars a misery.


My sports agent came to see me this week so that we can get on the same page for my comeback. It was nice to see him. Man, it’s getting closer and closer, really can’t wait! Also this one retard, that called me out months ago at the old jail and then bitched out, is here in the hole now. He saw me/recognized me and I’m pretty sure he’s gonna shit bomb me… FUCK! I’ve shit bombed people before, even had one detonate on myself, but have never been bombed. I’m not looking forward to it, it’s gonna be horrible! Nothing I can do either besides try and make a barrier so it doesn’t come in my cell very far, then hurry and clean it up right away. Son of a bitch! He’s gonna be hurting if he does though cuz I got like 3 other dudes on my “team” and everyone hates him. At the end of the day though, I’ll still be getting bombed, most likely more than once too. Anyway, that fucking MRSA/abscess came back in my armpit and it hurts! I’m waiting to see the doc. still, fucking medical attention here is horrible! I just wanna get that shit lanced and start antibiotics ASAP. I don’t know why I got it twice now in here, WTF!? The 1st time I figured from shaving my armpit and getting some bacteria in a lil’ cut or something, but I stopped that. I did run out of deodorant a couple weeks back and had to use the state shit they give out. Maybe it clogged the pores? Fuck! All I know is it’s pain/uncomfortable and gives me a fever at night. Back to that guy, he came to my door and told me that when he gets out he’s gonna come to my gym and shoot/kill me and then smeared shit all over my windows so I couldn’t see the TV for like 12 hrs. Fucking idiot. Man I just wanna go home! Train, fight, and get on with my life. Never gonna do any stupid shit again, that shit just isn’t worth it. Fucking jail is NOT the place to be man.

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