In match-up that defies all known boundaries of good taste Bob ‘Crap’ Sapp and Mariusz ‘Got Tired Tying My Own Shoelaces’ Pudzianowski have been announced as the headline fight for Polish promotion KSW’s 19th event.
It actually makes a lot of sense when you consider that Pudzianowski couldn’t even beat James Thompson in two attempts during the last year. That’s the same James Thompson who’s lost to pretty much every other heavyweight fighter on the planet.
That’s a problem considering that Pudzianowski – a former Worlds Strongest Man winner and Polish national hero – is KSW’s biggest cash cow, and so they desparately need to get him back to winning ways by any means neccessary.
That’s where Sapp comes in – the worst fighter in the world. Even the aforementioned James Thompson managed to get a win against this buffoon who’s trademark move is to curl up in a ball and tap out.
So don’t bother tuning in on May 12th to see this one as I can already inform you that Pudzianowski will knock Sapp down with a gust of wind generated from a missed haymaker and then hammerfist him until his face turns purple and he passes out at 0.30mins of the first round, resulting in a no-contest.